Victoria Revealed. March 2012.

Dear Rowley, An unexpected escapade to the newly refurbished Kensington Palace after an abortive attempt to meet fashion producer Camilla Johnson Hill in Westbourne Grove. For me, a trip to Notting Hill is like going to Brighton for the day. … Continue reading

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This is London. March 2012.

Dear Rowley, Where do you go to surrender? I’ve always relied on the new Madonna album to keep me out of the elephant’s graveyard for clubbers old enough to know better. So I was the first in the queue to … Continue reading

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A Weekend in the Country. March 2012.

Dear Rowley, My pogrom against inappropriate slogan T-shirts as worn by London tourists intensifies. While stoating towards¬†Relax¬†on Brewer Street for my first massage of the year last night I encountered a lady – and I use that term loosely – … Continue reading

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An Evening with Joan Collins. March 2012.

Dear Rowley, Just returned to Bloomsbury Towers after an evening in the company of Joan Collins at the Leicester Square theatre and simply couldn’t sleep without giving you the low-down. The invitation came from Audie who it turns out knows … Continue reading

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Use Me Again. March 2012.

Dear Rowley, I was cruising the local Waitrose last night when I caught the eye of a lady for whom life had clearly challenged her to a duel and won. If there was a speech bubble above that broad’s head … Continue reading

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