Bitch Get Off My Pole. June 2015.

Dear Rowley, I was stoating down High Holborn in search of refreshment earlier this evening and saw a tot who can’t have been more than three years old wearing a T-shirt bearing the legend ‘Seen it, done it, rocked it … Continue reading

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Costume Drama. June 2015.

Dear Rowley, How many times were you asked as a boy what you wanted to be when you grew up? Having visited the Crown Jewels before most boys had varnished their first conker I always said I wanted to be … Continue reading

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Moving Swiftly On. June 2015.

Dear Rowley, In past seasons I have been snitty about London Collections: Men not least when the army of Asian gay bloggers in knee socks, brogues and pork pie hats descend on Bloomsbury Square for the runway shows jamming their … Continue reading

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Talent. June 2015.

Dear Rowley, It always used to make me smile when doing telly and being described as ‘the talent’. It made me feel like the solo spot at Minsky’s World Famous Burlesque; you’ve gotta getta gimmick and all that salve Sondheim. … Continue reading

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