Arthur or Martha? July 2015.

Dear Rowley, Just when you thought you’d seen it all the Deputy Speaker of the House of Lords, Lord Sewel, is caught on film snorting naughty salt off a tart’s silicone air bags wearing an orange push-up bra and a … Continue reading

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Ship Shape & Bristol Fashion. July 2015.

Dear Rowley, Rather traumatised today if truth be told. In the quest for cheekbones like Taylor Swift I agreed with my dentist’s recommendation to have my wisdom teeth removed. Why on earth I opted to do it without a major … Continue reading

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Divine Intervention. July 2015.

Dear Rowley, When Atlantic Records producer Ahmet Erteg√ľn first laid eyes on Bette Midler he cut to the heart of her act: a class performer masquerading as trash. The Divine Miss M persona took elements of Mae West, Sophie Tucker … Continue reading

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The Importance of Being Earnest. July 2015.

Dear Rowley, No love lost between Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams as they slug it out to get into the finals at Wimbledon this year. But there is something amiss in the contest between ‘beauty and the beast’. Sharapova’s screeching … Continue reading

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Which Witch? July 2015.

Dear Rowley, I’ve never been asked to join the boy scouts let alone the Freemasons so have until the grand old age of forty-three been blithely unaware of secret societies and conspiracy theories. But being an admirer of Madonna it’s … Continue reading

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