Poor Little Rich Boy. April 2018.

Dear Rowley, Billionaire poor little rich boy Matthew Mellon’s death – possibly drug related – is suspicious. The man was born in a gilded cage and had in his final years turned $2 million dollars into over $1 billion trading … Continue reading

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Duty Call. May 2015.

Dear Rowley, Weren’t you shocked to hear that FIFA is run by porcine, money grubbing lardy cake males with greasy palms and laxer morals than a dope peddler haunting the backstreets of Tangier? No, me neither. One becomes more and … Continue reading

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I’m Old Fashioned. May 2014.

Dear Rowley, Has to be said that the Victoria & Albert Museum is arguably the finest curator of fashion exhibitions in the world right now. Of course there is competition from New York’s Metropolitan Museum but the V&A wins on … Continue reading

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Grecian 2011. September 2011.

Dear Rowley, Well darling, how did we leave London for the holidays? Like Anastasia fleeing the Boleshevik hoards. We packed everything civilised such as Earl Grey, Marmite and the Cambridge Emeralds and fled for Gatwick with not a moment to … Continue reading

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