Maximum Modelling. August 2013.

Dear Rowley, Back in the day before the old queen died, I was gainfully employed to write interview scripts for a David Bailey three-parter on Channel 4 called Models Close-Up in 1997. Thanks to the lobbying of a dear old friend Gill Wilson, … Continue reading

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All That Glitters. May 2013.

Dear Rowley, Quite the thrill that the Pink Panther struck again at the 66th Cannes Film Festival this week. The first hit was a million dollars of Chopard diamonds from a Novotel safe in Cannes. To paraphrase Lady Bracknell, to … Continue reading

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Burlington Arcade Bazaar. November 2012.

Dear Rowley, Don’t you sometimes get the feeling that it’s all too much? You’re trying your best to stay on the good foot and yet some mischievous sprite keeps on strewing your path with banana skins. I did get back … Continue reading

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Fashion at Royal Ascot 12th May 2011

Dear Rowley, Will somebody take a super injunction out on the Duchess of York? If any broad deserves a gagging order, it’s she. I was frankly quite appalled that the Duchess went on Oprah to share her ‘heartache’ at not … Continue reading

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