Fairytales. August 2016.

Dear Rowley, Though I met and enjoyed the company of Arlene, Tessa and Sophie Dahl at a party many moons ago in Notting Hill, I was never a huge devotee of Roald Dahl.¬†Danny Champion of the World was one of … Continue reading

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Cascades. August 2016.

Dear Rowley, Since we last corresponded, I am still in the hospital in Toronto but am now free to be at large from 6am to 9pm outside the fifth floor ward. This has given me forty-eight hours and counting to … Continue reading

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My Tribe. August 2016.

Dear Rowley, Apparently I have broken some kind of world record in Toronto from landing at Pearson airport to enforced incarceration in an institution dedicated to mental ‘well-being’. It took me just under twenty-four hours to find myself on Nice … Continue reading

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Keep Young & Beautiful. July 2016.

Dear Rowley, After the disappointment of¬†Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie, I decided to watch reruns of all the TV series on Netflix. That script-writing was genius. Genius! Some of my favourite scenes are between Patsy and Saffy, particularly when Saffron has … Continue reading

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Mitch. December 2015.

Dear Rowley, One of the perks of my job is the tales of the unexpected I am privileged to tell. Though I don’t do an awful lot of journalism any more, I can always rely on my old mucker Ashley … Continue reading

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