Hypocrisy. March 2014.

Dear Rowley, Due to ‘the Troubles’ I have had the opportunity to watch George Osborne deliver the 2014 Budget. Naturally I’d rather be watching a DVD of¬†Brigadoon but one does need to keep an eye on what our elected members … Continue reading

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Madonna? Noooooooo! January 2014.

Oh Dear Rowley, Grammy Awards? Last night? The music business has completely eaten itself and become a parody of a parody of a joke. Ella? Sinatra? Class? What became of? The biggest name on the bill right now (read Twitter) … Continue reading

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All I Want For Christmas Is…December 2011

Dear Rowley, All I want for Christmas is a hunk in trunks, a yacht, a share in a racehorse, a brace of Anderson & Sheppard suits, half a dozen Budd bespoke shirts, a diamond tie stud, a villa on Corfu, … Continue reading

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Oven Chips & Champagne January 2011

Dear Rowley, I was having a giggle with my publisher at Thames & Hudson the other day. Lucas and I were wondering if there was any mileage in a book about royal jewels in the Middle Eastern royal collections. We … Continue reading

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Royal Weddings November 2010

Dear Rowley, What marvellous news about Prince William and Katherine Middleton’s engagement. Of course this means Radio 4 will unleash a torrent of republicans and union members with chips on their shoulders the size of Harry Ramsden’s warehouse bitching and … Continue reading

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