Sad Sad Tears of a Clown. March 2016.

Dear Rowley, Didn’t your mouth just hit the pavement when you saw the YouTube footage of Madonna’s one night and one night only¬†Tears of a Clown¬†show? OMFG darling! Performed in Melbourne in front of a small, hand-picked crowd of the … Continue reading

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Bitch Get Off My Pole. June 2015.

Dear Rowley, I was stoating down High Holborn in search of refreshment earlier this evening and saw a tot who can’t have been more than three years old wearing a T-shirt bearing the legend ‘Seen it, done it, rocked it … Continue reading

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