Nobody’s Perfect. February 2017.

Dear Rowley, I am merely curious but what, precisely, has David Beckham done to unleash the attack dogs of the tabloid press? From what I understand, old emails between he and a PR have been leaked suggesting that Beckham wanted … Continue reading

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Absolutely Fatuous. September 2016.

Dear Rowley, Did you see the British¬†Vogue documentary on the telly last week? No, me neither. It was the talk of Emma Willis’s summer party though with the general consensus being it could have been infinitely worse. But the¬†Vogue doc … Continue reading

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The Coronation Festival. July 2013.

Dear Rowley, You’re not the first to contact Bloomsbury Towers and ask when they can view the body. Well, I’m not ready for the pall bearers and requiem mass quite yet and have in fact been hush-hush for the past … Continue reading

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Design For Living. February 2013.

Dear Rowley, Never a dull moment is there? Meteorite showers over Russia, Popes throwing in the crosier (Ex Benedict anyone?), queens abdicating and now to cap it all Martine McCutcheon’s gone bankrupt. It’s terribly hard to keep body and soul … Continue reading

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Gone For A Tsonga. July 2012.

Dear Rowley, In tearing haste, didn’t your eyes go pop when our newspaper (Daily Mail) published this photograph of Tsonga in the buff on the day of his Wimbledon Semi-Final against Andy Murray? I know who I’m supporting. To bag … Continue reading

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