Science Fiction. July 2017.

Dear Rowley, Technology does have a nasty habit of creeping up on you, doesn’t it? I didn’t even know that drones existed a year ago. Then I saw the wretched things on sale in Tottenham Court Road. So picture the … Continue reading

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London Pride. June 2017.

Dear Rowley, So, so very sad to see another trio of sad lunatics mount a fatal attack on my beautiful city. This time it was a van ploughing-up London Bridge before the killers ¬†marauded around Borough Market with machetes murdering … Continue reading

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Fantastic Beasts & Fabulous Jewels. November 2016.

Dear Rowley, I don’t go to the movies very often. It simply isn’t safe. If the cheery chipmunks in the next row won’t stop chatting when the film starts, I am all on not to bludgeon them to death with … Continue reading

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Keep Dancing? October 2016.

Dear Rowley, A disturbing phenomenon has emerged in the news this week. A group of very sick puppies nationwide have taken to dressing-up in scary clown costumes and frightening people after dark. As someone who finds clowns sinister at the … Continue reading

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The Race. July 1016.

Dear Rowley, In breaking news, further evidence that US Vogue¬†editor-in-chief Anna Wintour might be losing her touch. Apparently, she’s been advising Democratic US Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton on image. If the outfits she’s worn for the Democratic nomination rally are … Continue reading

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