Poor Little Rich Boy. April 2018.

Dear Rowley, Billionaire poor little rich boy Matthew Mellon’s death – possibly drug related – is suspicious. The man was born in a gilded cage and had in his final years turned $2 million dollars into over $1 billion trading … Continue reading

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Wendy Deng & Other Animals. January 2018.

Dear Rowley, Have you ever thought that a cabal of very selfish, very wicked and very greedy people carve up the world’s wealth and power between them? Well, if evidence were needed look no further than the former Mrs Rupert … Continue reading

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Science Fiction. July 2017.

Dear Rowley, Technology does have a nasty habit of creeping up on you, doesn’t it? I didn’t even know that drones existed a year ago. Then I saw the wretched things on sale in Tottenham Court Road. So picture the … Continue reading

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London Pride. June 2017.

Dear Rowley, So, so very sad to see another trio of sad lunatics mount a fatal attack on my beautiful city. This time it was a van ploughing-up London Bridge before the killers ┬ámarauded around Borough Market with machetes murdering … Continue reading

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Fantastic Beasts & Fabulous Jewels. November 2016.

Dear Rowley, I don’t go to the movies very often. It simply isn’t safe. If the cheery chipmunks in the next row won’t stop chatting when the film starts, I am all on not to bludgeon them to death with … Continue reading

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