Happy Families. September 2015.

Dear Rowley, I was lying on the daybed in Bloomsbury Towers smoking a Senior Service last night when up popped the BBC’s much-vaunted documentary All Change at Longleat.  The story is pure Evelyn Waugh. ‘Loins of Longleat’ Alexander Thynn, 7th Marquess of … Continue reading

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House of Cards. June 2014.

Dear Rowley, A terribly Orwellian tableau today in Sainsbury’s Bloomsbury this morning. A poor chap with a vacant look on his face and bottle of wine in hand was standing next to the pernicious self check-out machine pathetically bleating ‘I … Continue reading

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The Bloomsbury Fox April 2011

Dear Rowley, Apologies for not writing sooner, I’ve been filming for the Royal Wedding. Won’t it be a shame when it’s all over? The nuptials have been jolly good for business. I was up at the crack today to do … Continue reading

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There’s No Place Like Home November 2010

Dear Rowley, What a difference a day makes. Only this morning I was smooching with Dougal and Murphy in Derbyshire. Cut to 7pm and I am back at home in Bloomsbury Towers laying a fabulous Turkish carpet my parents bought … Continue reading

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A Night in the Museum October 2010

Dear Rowley, One of the advantages of a manic schedule and insomnia is all that lovely time to write letters to you. I truly do think you are part of the team at the Savoy just because it’s to you … Continue reading

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