Fantastic Beasts & Fabulous Jewels. November 2016.

Dear Rowley, I don’t go to the movies very often. It simply isn’t safe. If the cheery chipmunks in the next row won’t stop chatting when the film starts, I am all on not to bludgeon them to death with … Continue reading

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Bell, Book & Candle. February 2016.

Dear Rowley, The more I live, the more I simply don’t want to learn. On what level does it it benefit an author’s wellbeing to know that the best sellers right now are – drumroll please – adult colouring books. … Continue reading

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Re-Joyce. January 2016.

Dear Rowley, Don’t you long for the days when Vanessa and Corin Redgrave were the only luvvies who bored us witless with their politics? Now it seems our actors and actresses have taken upon themselves to favour us with their … Continue reading

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Transgender Agenda. November 2015.

Dear Rowley, Today is the first day in two months that I have felt markedly better. I shall say no more and keep my fingers crossed. There are so many lovely parties this week and I would like to be … Continue reading

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Arthur or Martha? July 2015.

Dear Rowley, Just when you thought you’d seen it all the Deputy Speaker of the House of Lords, Lord Sewel, is caught on film snorting naughty salt off a tart’s silicone air bags wearing an orange push-up bra and a … Continue reading

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