She Shoots She Scores. December 2012.

Dear Rowley, Glorious tintanabulations, the Duchess of Cambridge has announced this afternoon that she is with child. Quite frankly it couldn’t have come on a more fortuitous day. In a weaker moment I’d agreed to do an interview for a … Continue reading

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Fisticuffs. August 2012.

Dear Rowley, Missed writing to you my dear but life in London has been awfully frantico of late. Now I promise you this is the last letter where I’ll mention the M word: no, not Madonna, migraines. My most important … Continue reading

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How It Looked. How It Was. Consequences. July 2012.

Dear Rowley, It’s official. The insurgency against the Jubolympics in Bloomsbury is gathering momentum. As of yesterday, Bloomsbury has been invaded by every nationality and age of chav in town for the Olympic Games. We have scrawny Asians with less … Continue reading

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Like A Prayer. January 2012.

Dear Rowley, Where do I go to surrender? We’re in the final weeks of writing, editing and laying out my new Thames & Hudson opus The Perfect Gentleman and it has reached the stage when one becomes a feral beast who … Continue reading

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The Duchess of Windsor’s Jewels

Dear Rowley, Wouldn’t you just die without cornflowers? As promised, the view from my office in Bloomsbury Square overlooking the Duke of Bedford’s private gardens. It’s like being in a Fragonard darling. Thanks for the get well soon note. There … Continue reading

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