All I Want For Christmas Is…December 2012.

Dear Rowley, It’s that time of year when one takes stock, considers those less fortunate than ourselves then thinks ‘screw it, what’s Santa got in store under that tree for ME?’ All I want for Christmas is a new Thames … Continue reading

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Use Me Again. March 2012.

Dear Rowley, I was cruising the local Waitrose last night when I caught the eye of a lady for whom life had clearly challenged her to a duel and won. If there was a speech bubble above that broad’s head … Continue reading

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