New Balls Please. June 2012.

Dear Rowley, As they say down the souk in old Tangier town, ‘Trust in Allah but tie-up your camel’. This has been my philosophy for 2012. Once we’d put The Perfect Gentleman┬áto bed in March, I started to enjoy the … Continue reading

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The Fallen Madonna With The Small Boobies. June 2012.

Dear Rowley, You know I’ve always been a terrific fan of Madonna man and boy. But I am most disturbed by pictures coming over the wires for her latest tour. I believe she was in Abu Dhabi or some such … Continue reading

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