The Force Awakens. January 2016.

Dear Rowley, Happy New Year darling. I have an awfully good feeling about 2016 which means I’ll probably fall down a manhole before the day’s out or be crushed under the weight of a baby grand being winched out of … Continue reading

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The Perfect Year. January 2014.

Dear Rowley, I do enjoy Dogging, don’t you? I refer of course to the deliciously foul and filthy song of the same name that inevitably stops any Fascinating Aida show. As a pre-New Year’s Eve treat Simon treated La Farmer, … Continue reading

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