Wendy Deng & Other Animals. January 2018.

Dear Rowley, Have you ever thought that a cabal of very selfish, very wicked and very greedy people carve up the world’s wealth and power between them? Well, if evidence were needed look no further than the former Mrs Rupert … Continue reading

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Duty Call. May 2015.

Dear Rowley, Weren’t you shocked to hear that FIFA is run by porcine, money grubbing lardy cake males with greasy palms and laxer morals than a dope peddler haunting the backstreets of Tangier? No, me neither. One becomes more and … Continue reading

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Diamond Jubilations at the Palace. June 2012.

Dear Rowley, You know the old saying it’s much more fun in the green room than on the show? Well, a lesson learnt today. You know I’ve been doing a series of features for ITV This Morning recently called Luxury … Continue reading

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Where do you go to my lovely? February 2011

Dear Rowley, Well darling, today’s the day when His Royal Keithness and I go to Windsor Castle to visit the Royal Archive and search for the fabled photograph of Edward VII as Prince of Wales sporting the prototype dinner jacket … Continue reading

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