Everybody Loves Oscar. March 2014.

Dear Rowley, I had the great misfortune to catch the last five minutes of Jeremy Kyle’s show while waiting for ITV This Morning’s Oscar coverage to begin at 6am. I wonder who this ringmaster of Broken Britain’s most repulsive ambassadors … Continue reading

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Whither the Arts? August 2012.

Dear Rowley, Julian Assange is a pustule on the face of British and international politics. Nobody had even heard of the little smirker a couple of years ago and now he’s causing a diplomatic incident with Estonia or Ecuador or … Continue reading

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Wedding Bells April 2011

Dear Rowley, May one have a rant? Does anyone still speak the Queen’s English? You can’t walk down Charing Cross Road without being drowned in a shoal of chavvy Italian tourists; they who are wont to wear black puffa jackets … Continue reading

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