Life Is A Cabaret. July 2011.

Dear Rowley, Enclosed the promised snap of my masseur Santiago. Only kidding (more’s the pity), this picture is a salutary reminder that the lion’s share of British men living in London should not under any circumstances dare to bare when … Continue reading

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I Love Paris June 2011

Dear Rowley, I read the most amusing thing in the Daily Mail on the Eurostar back from Paris today. It seems that when a gang of fifty year olds were polled as to their favourite activity, sex came third after … Continue reading

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I’ve Been To A Marvelous Party November 22nd 2010

Dear Rowley, Phew! I think we made it. You’ll be pleased to hear that tonight is the first night of the week to find me safely at home with the heating turned-up to sub tropical eating pizza pimped with virgin … Continue reading

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The Party’s Over November 2010

Dear Rowley, As Kenneth Williams in the Julian & Sandy sketches would say, ‘the party’s over, it’s all over my friend’. Shouldn’t there be another comma in there somewhere? Last night was the conclusion of my Savoy story for this … Continue reading

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