Duty Call. May 2015.

Dear Rowley, Weren’t you shocked to hear that FIFA is run by porcine, money grubbing lardy cake males with greasy palms and laxer morals than a dope peddler haunting the backstreets of Tangier? No, me neither. One becomes more and … Continue reading

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Dudley House. February 2015.

Dear Rowley, Schadenfreude is an emotion one should savour like a Fortnum & Mason pink champagne truffle. I can’t tell you the joy of hearing Google Vice President Dr Vinton Cerf warning this week of a fast approaching black hole … Continue reading

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House of the Rising Sun. September 2011.

Dear Rowley, A sybaritic life sunning oneself like a salamander on the beaches of Corfu is amusing up to a point but I do miss putting pen to paper and sending you regular dispatches. Isn’t it perplexing that the simplest … Continue reading

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