Wonderland. December 2014.

Dear Rowley, There is a truly ghastly song in the Marvin Hamlisch musical¬†A Chorus Line that is such toe-curling cant I always want to rush the stage and shake the mezzo-soprano like a stoat. This nauseous ballad is called¬†Everything was … Continue reading

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Fashion. March 2014.

Dear Rowley, I found it most unwise of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to take a second honeymoon in the Maldives minus the minor and after the Middleton clan had just got back from Musitque. Most people in Britain … Continue reading

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Class. January 2014.

Dear Rowley, After the bizarre spectacle of multiple gay marriage ceremonies at this year’s Grammy Awards with Queen Latifah as ‘celebrant’ and Madonna as wedding singer, I was in desperate need of a cultural palette cleaner to reassure me that … Continue reading

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