God Bless America. July 2016.

Dear Rowley, I did tell you that my life is based on a true story, didn’t I? Well, buckle-up because this one is a corker even by my standards. As you know, I should have been touching down in New … Continue reading

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Royal Variety. December 2014.

Dear Rowley, Blimey O’Reilly what did the Windsors do to deserve the Royal Variety Performance? Not only do the producers in their infinite wisdom put Bette Midler at the start of the bill – where the hell do you go … Continue reading

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Don’t Cry For Me. May 2014.

Dear Rowley, I do think our politicians should take more notice of the Eurovision Song Contest. We haven’t had a real winner since Bucks Fizz made their mind up in 1981: the year Prince Charles married Lady Diana Spencer. It … Continue reading

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All That Glitters. May 2013.

Dear Rowley, Quite the thrill that the Pink Panther struck again at the 66th Cannes Film Festival this week. The first hit was a million dollars of Chopard diamonds from a Novotel safe in Cannes. To paraphrase Lady Bracknell, to … Continue reading

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The Gold Rush. May 2013.

Dear Rowley, So the Love Gold London magpie has reported for duty in Cannes, or Juan les Pins to be precise, and is billeted at the Ambassadeurs hotel where all of the models in tomorrow’s amfAR Ultimate Gold runway show … Continue reading

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