Monster’s Ball. November 2013.

Dear Rowley, To Somerset House for the private view of¬†Isabella Blow: Fashion Galore! on Tuesday night. Came, La Farmer and Mr Bowering, Simon, Vicki Sarge, Judith Watt and of course Shaun who invited one and all. Shaun had won the … Continue reading

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Flappers. November 2013.

Dear Rowley, To the private view of the Isabella Blow: Fashion Galore! exhibition at Somerset House on Tuesday as a guest of the lovely Shaun Leane. Titles are so important don’t you find? The exhibit of outfits designed by the … Continue reading

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Cupidity. October 2012.

Dear Rowley, I adore the German word schadenfreude. ¬†There is no translation for it in English other than saying out loud ‘I told you so’ with a satisfied smile and a smack of the lips like a cat that’s got … Continue reading

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All That Jasper. September 2012.

Dear Rowley, One always knows London Fashion Week is upon us when a disproportionate number of tragic cases are to be found tottering up the Strand in asymmetric neon bobs, off-the shoulder chiffon, lederhosen, knee-length socks and platform brogues…and that’s … Continue reading

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No Fly Zone. August 2012.

Dear Rowley, London is once again awash with tourists for the Paralympic Games. In the Olympic spirit, I’d like to propose a lanes system for London’s streets: a dual carriage way on each pavement with a fast lane for natives … Continue reading

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