Poor Little Rich Boy. April 2018.

Dear Rowley, Billionaire poor little rich boy Matthew Mellon’s death – possibly drug related – is suspicious. The man was born in a gilded cage and had in his final years turned $2 million dollars into over $1 billion trading … Continue reading

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The Race. July 1016.

Dear Rowley, In breaking news, further evidence that US Vogue¬†editor-in-chief Anna Wintour might be losing her touch. Apparently, she’s been advising Democratic US Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton on image. If the outfits she’s worn for the Democratic nomination rally are … Continue reading

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The Promenade des Anglais. July 2016.

Dear Rowley, A few years ago, I spent a couple of ill-advised weekends in Nice staying in a hotel on the Promenade des Anglais. The highlight of the trip was discovering the Plage Ruhl beach club on the P des … Continue reading

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Paris is Burning. November 2015.

Dear Rowley, Devastating news from Paris of a massacre of the innocents at the hands of crack teams of ISIS assassins and suicide bombers. My heart is heavy today and, though it is excruciating to look at footage of the … Continue reading

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Which Witch? July 2015.

Dear Rowley, I’ve never been asked to join the boy scouts let alone the Freemasons so have until the grand old age of forty-three been blithely unaware of secret societies and conspiracy theories. But being an admirer of Madonna it’s … Continue reading

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