Follow the Fleet. April 2016.

Dear Rowley, We should all visit the BFI more, don’t you think? The British Film Institute is, quite simply, cinema for grown-ups who don’t need a bucket ‘o popcorn to munch or two litre bottles of Coke that gurgle like … Continue reading

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Everybody Loves Oscar. March 2014.

Dear Rowley, I had the great misfortune to catch the last five minutes of Jeremy Kyle’s show while waiting for ITV This Morning’s Oscar coverage to begin at 6am. I wonder who this ringmaster of Broken Britain’s most repulsive ambassadors … Continue reading

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Women on the Verge. September 2013.

Dear Rowley, I think we agree that movie making colludes in the infantilisation of adults. I could not be less interested in reboots of cartoon franchises, Hugh Jackman in a werewolf costume or Jennifer Aniston in another hair-flicking docile RomCom. … Continue reading

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Full Gallop November 2010

Dear Rowley, To the Savoy last night to see Anthony who has just flown in to interview for you know who. I wish him all the luck in the world today. It was just like old times, blowing into Anthony’s … Continue reading

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